Thank goodness for online dating, because single men still have no idea where to find all the single women in real life. Sure, one could go to a bar or club and meet women, but it’s not as easy as it sounds. In bars, women tend to travel in packs, the music is often too loud to talk, and let’s face it we have all had bad experiences with some potential bunny boiler that we picked up while drunk at a club.
These days any one of us can go onto any one of the many Personals sites on the world wide web and meet scores of people that we probably would like to chat with, possibly date, maybe begin a romance with, or sometimes even arrange a hot sexual hookup with. If we are seeing multiple people, though we have to discreet as well as honest.
t was a long time coming, all this online dating. It just didn’t happen overnight that suddenly we were making the most the net and meeting people online in chat, o dating sites, I specific fetish forums. It took a little while for the populace to take to the idea of logging-on for social interactions but once they did, BAMMO, we got Facebook, we get tweets, we get all that bounty that is online dating.
At any given time anyone of us can enter the singles scene and exit pretty successful, no matter what we are wearing, how bad our hair looks or even if we haven’t taken a shower in a day.
Because of online dating we pretty much look good even when we aren’t looking good, feel like shit, want to just crawl up into a ball and go to sleep. We can act a good game, present a fun flirty chat, push our profile pics even when we know we don’t look anything like those pics at the moment. Continue reading →
There are many reasons why someone would feel a little bit nervous about putting up a profile on a Dating site. We have all heard horror stories about the freaks, weirdos and perverts that have contacted our friends through the Internet and scared them silly. Yes, there are some questionable folks out there, but there are also some amazing people out there, so we just have to screen carefully, and things will work out just fine for us.
If you’re into causal sex but don’t know where to look for people who are also into it, than you’ve probably questioned how you would get a stranger in bed with you. Believe it or not, but it may actually sound harder than it really is. As long as you have the proper amount of time, tools and preparation for your night out, you’re sexual fantasy of sleeping with a stranger can become reality.
You’re going to want to start searching for the right sex partner in your area. Nowadays, there is no reason to ever have to leave your home in order to find a random chick to have sex with you. Think abut all the online dating ads you see whenever you’re surfing the internet. These sites feed anyone’s sexual preference and you’re guaranteed to be satisfied.
As much as we’d all love to message online personals “Let’s fuck,” it’s not reality. If you want to get a stranger to agree to have sex with you, you’re going to need a bit of grace about you. Start a conversation in a chat-room, e-mail or anywhere else that you feel is safe to talk but doesn’t involve face-to-face contact. Before you do anything you must make sure she’s on the same sexual page as you.
Now, you’ve successfully made it to the setup of your rendezvous. You’re on your way to getting a piece. You’ve decided that you want to get hot, sweaty and have an orgasm with this girl for at least 2 hours. But one of the most important things for this to happen is to actually get her to show up. Regardless how great she seems you should always tell one friend where you’re going to be, have your cell fully charged and meet in a public place. If you go straight to her place you’re putting yourself in a dangerous situation.
Before you go to meet this hot babe make sure you’re presentable and bring protection. Plan an escape route just in case anything goes wrong. Never give too much information about yourself and focus on what you came for. A casual fuck should never be let into you life, this is why it’s called CASUAL. Remember, never let your guard down but enjoy yourself and leave with an experience to tell your buddies.
I love meeting new people through the online dating site I use. It’s much easier than trying to chat strangers up in a bar, or wherever. After all, in a bar you don’t know who’s single or involved. At least when you’re internet dating, it’s all there on their profile, so you can see right away if they’re going in the same direction as you.
However, if you’re like me, there are certain things that a potential relationship candidate can do to immediately disqualify themselves. Dealbreakers, as they are known. I don’t have many, but I do have three. In no particular order, they are:
1. Coffee haters. I need the sweet black fuel first thing in the morning. I need a second one right after the first one. I’ll probably have a couple more during the day too. Not for the caffein, but for the sweet sweet bitter taste of the bean. So delish. So when I meet a woman who’s all, “I don’t drink coffee.”, I’m outta there. It’s a dealbreaker of the first magnitude. What do these people do instead of having their morning coffee? Yoga or some shit?
2. Read into It Women. These are the ladies who try to decipher what every thing you say REALLY means. Nothing you say can just be what you mean. You tell her she looks pretty, she’s suspicious. You ask her how long she’s knows her girlfriend, she thinks you are into her. You suggest a threesome, she thinks you’re not into her anymore. I’m still into you baby, I just want to be into someone else at the same time.
3. Fried food. I can’t date vegetarians. Fried foor isn’t good for me. We all know that. However, every now and then I want some goddam chicken. I want a cheeseburger. Not every meal, but occasionally. So stop telling me about my cholesterol, and hit the bricks, baby. I need someone who enjoys the grease.
So there you have it, world. That’s me: take it or leave it. Time for some french fries and a cup a joe.
When I decided to try internet dating a few years ago, I had to ask myself what it was that I was looking for. And what I was looking for changed over the years. For the most effective experience online dating, you have to be honest – not only to others, but with yourself as well.
When I first started looking for dates online, I had just broken up with my girlfriend. Well, to be honest, she dumped me like a bag of babyshit in the garbage. Miss ya, Christie! So the frame of mind I found myself in was that of a playa. By that, I mean all I wanted to do was date as many women as I could, and all at once.
This was great for a while. No strings-attached relationships were what I needed. And by dating a lot of women, it reminded me that there are plenty of fish out there, and they’re not all psychos. Miss ya, Christie!
After a while, I realized that I wanted to focus on having a monogamous relationship, although I wasn’t looking for marriage right away. So, I changed my profile on the dating site, and began seeing one woman exclusively. This too was awesome. She and I dated for about a year, but it ended when she was eaten by a shark while we were surfing in Hawaii.
By then I knew i wanted to be headed for marriage. So I once again changed my profile to let women know that I am marriage minded. And now when I contact women, I make sure they want the same direction. This honest has saved me lots of headaches.
So my message is this: tell the people you meet online dating what you’re really after. Honesty is the best policy!
Online dating usually starts off with internet chatting. This, hopefully moves to a first date with someone who you click with. But sometimes you can’t find the right word to describe how you’re feeling, or the situation you find yourself in. That is the limitations of our language. Luckily, other languages have words you can use when you can’t find the right one. Here are a few I’ve used in my time, and which really have no equivalent in english. Feel free to slip them into your dating lives!
Koi no yokan: Japanese for the feeling that a relationship will tranform into love after the first encounter.
Nedotipva: Czech for one who can’t take a hint.
Mahj: Persian for looking hot after a sickness.
Spesenritter: German for someone who shows off by putting the tab on his employer’s creditcard.
Prozvonit: Czech and Slovak for telephoning someone’s cellphone so they have your phonenumber.
Torschlusspanik: German for the fear of diminishing opportunities, particularly,the biological clocks of women.
Kummerspeck: German for weight gained from emotional overeating, literally means: “grief bacon.”
Begadang: Indonesian for talking all night long.
Cafune: Portuguese for running fingers through the hair of one’s mate.
Baffona: Italian for an hot mustachioed lady.
Ilunga: Congo word meaning “a person who is ready to forgive any abuse for the first time, to tolerate it a second time, but never a third time.”
Layogenic: Filipino for a person who looks good from far, but is far from good up close.
Zechpreller: German for someone who leaves without chipping in for the tab.
Shvitzer: Yiddish for someone who sweats a lot, particularly a nervous sexual seducer.
Mamihlapinatapai: from the Yaghan language of Tierra del Fuego, describes “a look shared by two people with each wishing that the other will initiate something that both desire but which neither one wants to start.”
Hope they help!